Comments on: I’m not useless!

by: MrWonton

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:52:58 +0000

This picture is the #1 hit on images.google.com for “drunk ass” among other things… awesome!

by: MrWonton

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 03:00:19 +0000

Yeah, we’re proud of killing Jesus, but we’d be prouder if we knocked Mr. Fat-Descriminating-Gift-Giver off the map. That “Ho Ho Ho”-ing douche is a model of American waste! Look at that gut! Don’t they have a gym on the North Pole? Someone should get him a goddam treadmill for Christmas.

by: Doug

Thu, 17 Mar 2005 02:45:02 +0000

“As for Santa, the fat bastard can suck it. He descriminates worse than your newest love interest. You don’t see him squeezing down jewish chimineys and dropping gifts off below the menorah.”

Well if jews would stop being so proud of killing Jesus I think Santa would be a little more generous. Eh probably not.

by: MrWonton

Mon, 14 Mar 2005 17:50:58 +0000

And Barbi hits a new low! No wait, scratch that, that’s faaaar from a new low, but that’s probably a good thing. I definitely think it’s lame if you have to start loving some hairy jewish carpenter you’ve never met just to get some pudgy christian lovin’ in return, but it’s all about sacrifices right? You’ll sacrifice your morality, dignity, and perhaps express ticket to hell, and in return, he’ll shower you with affection, and hopefully money. As for making people happy, that’s bs. How many crazy religious Christians are actually happy? They’re all too busy being pissed about the non-christians and the declining moral values of the world to waste precious time on being happy. Then ask some Palestinians what they think of the man who popularized the lower case ‘t’. Talk about love.

As for Santa, the fat bastard can suck it. He descriminates worse than your newest love interest. You don’t see him squeezing down jewish chimineys and dropping gifts off below the menorah. At least Josh gives you sacreligious hugs.

Anyways, talking to Casey or not, the dude wants you. Give it to him. Do it for the kids… or not.

by: b-a-r-b-i

Mon, 14 Mar 2005 17:00:18 +0000

clicks because you love me.
Ugggh still maddddddly in love with the joshy poshy who it seems talks about me a lot o casey…I have decided I will take up jesus christ if I need to, to get this kid. I know how you feel about the JC but I figure its like believing in santa for the children, we know its a lie but if it makes other people happy and gives them an excuse to buy me stuff why should I disagree?

sooo hot with his hair cut…uuuugh so hot.

praise jesus

by: MrWonton

Mon, 14 Mar 2005 14:17:04 +0000

Maybe we could have him stuffed first. Then there wouldn’t be a problem.

by: joanna

Sun, 13 Mar 2005 01:34:41 +0000

dude i still want him lol kinda like a rug in the middle of the floor. JUST what my house needs send him my way, fucking jew!

by: MrWonton

Sat, 12 Mar 2005 05:52:02 +0000

As good and frightening of a concept as that is, it’s luckily off a bit. First, it’s a girl I work with’s apartment, not mine, and second, that’s his own sleeping bag (which he tried to use as an excuse to do some EXTREMELY DRUNK driving) and not a bean bag chair. If it were mine though, I think it’s a safe bet it’s next stop would be the curb.

by: MrWonton

Sat, 12 Mar 2005 05:49:35 +0000

Yeah, I’m pretty sure you can have him… There didn’t seem to be too many takers at the time.

by: zensation

Sat, 12 Mar 2005 02:27:00 +0000

is he dry humping that bean bag chair? you might need to get rid of it…